i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
