In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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