She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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