fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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