Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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