she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
