i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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