put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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