it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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