I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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