So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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