I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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