Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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