he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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