how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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