So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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