i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
sex in a hospital.. check
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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