break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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