South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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