I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she told me i tasted like america
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He? As in you personified your dick?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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