brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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