Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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