you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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