It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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