You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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