I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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