is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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