question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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