guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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