a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
