...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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