CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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