Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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