ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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