It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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