ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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