I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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