Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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