True but thats because hes a fetus.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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