she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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