So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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