I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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