I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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