There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
