Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
is it fun? or sober?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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