YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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