shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Someone came in the potted fern
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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