I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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