try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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