No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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