whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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