ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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