We're facebook friends in real life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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